My Theme Sucks.

Aug 01
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thegreensanitarium:

riverdogproductions:

newworldorganization:

drifterscave:

doitsundere:

anal0g2:

asvpyeezy:

kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thegreensanitarium:

riverdogproductions:

newworldorganization:

drifterscave:

doitsundere:

anal0g2:

asvpyeezy:

kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time

Aug 01
Jul 29

Jussttom is honestly one of my favorite you tubers. He shows the truth about double standards and isn’t afraid to share his opinion respectfully and comedically!

Jul 28
Jul 28

teenscoolest:

Two rules for succes

  • Never tell people everything you know

The secret third rule: trip people up by spelling success incorrectly. 

Jul 28

p0urtoujours:

Why put cookie dough in the oven when you could put it straight in your mouth?

Jul 28

tips for when you’re feeling uncomfortably full

byebyethinspo:

  • tell yourself that you have a cute tummy full of love
  • remind yourself that it’s going to be okay
  • take deep breaths, this won’t last forever
  • maybe do some gentle stretches
  • tell yourself that you are beautiful 
  • believe it too, or at least try right now because you’re great
  • remember that you’re doing wonderful things in this world!!
  • give yourself a hug, you’re super
Jul 28

transcripts:

a new show entitled, “keeping up with my loser blog”

Jun 30

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

u is for u little jerks

Jun 30

quote and uh yeah

— every student at the end of their presentation (via sassykardashian)